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Elpea
My website was suspended, NO idea why, so I send support an email:

QUOTE
Hello,

My website  http://elpea.net is down, I'd like to know why as soon as possible please.

Thank you,

Luciano Pereira


They reply:

QUOTE
Dear Customer

Your account has been suspended. Please contact our billing department
about the problem

--
Best regards,
AleX Kanevsky
Support Team
Not *sheet* sherlock, anyway, so I contact billing department..

QUOTE
I'd like to know what is wrong with my website
( http://elpea.net  and why is it suspended.

Thanks,

Lp


And one day later (they advertise that they have 24/7 365 days support, but whatever):

QUOTE
Dear Mr. Pereira,

Your account was suspended for the unload. Please, contact support
team.


Now, these emails are all after hours and hours of staying on their support chat room waiting for someone to help me, when someone from support finally comes in, they ask for the problem, I tell them, then they NEVER respond back.

I'm generally a calm and humorous person, but getting support for this is harder than finding Jesus.
MartinB
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(sorry)
Kendric Moxon
XX
Elpea
Lol, I don't mind the humor, helps me calm down really.

And I must say that I have up to now sucessfully avoided damage to my forehead and my wall.
Alexandre
Your account has been suspended.
Please contact billing@hostony.com.
danmurray
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I understand exactly what you are talking about... I now have a headache and possibly even lowered my IQ quite a few points on the same wall!

Keep smiling.
Elpea
QUOTE
Your account has been suspended.
Please contact billing@hostony.com.



My Microsoft Joke Detector is broken, I hope that's a joke.
MartinB
....wow....

CODE
do
{
echo "Your account has been suspended.";
echo "Please contact billing@hostony.com.";
}
while (1=1);


now i'll print the post for show it to my co-workers tomorrow!
Elpea
CODE
function self_kill(){
if($contact == "billing"){$contact="support";}
if($contact == "contact"){$contact="billing";}
$contact ="billing"
}
$your_death="banging head on wall";
while($your_death){
print "Your account has been suspended. <br>Please contact $contact @hostony.com. ";
self_kill()
}


That's more like it.
MartinB
HA biggrin.gif HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
you're in a serious problem man!
good luck!! try hitting ctrl-alt-del
MartinB
Elpea
Very nice, fits nicely with the situation.

Also, whatever my problem is... I blame Bush.
Kendric Moxon
XX
Elpea
Space, bandwidth, etc were all fine the night before.

Even so, I have something called an e-mail, companies usually use it to send me spam, but I believe I could've gotten one warning me of anything wrong this time.

But ya, I'm pretty sure I was far from reaching any limit.
ser_pros
Your account has been suspened because of overloading MySQl.
Please have a look :

| 7223 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 1942 | | NULL |
| 7250 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 5244 | | NULL |
| 7276 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 2251 | | NULL |
| 7386 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 2316 | | NULL |
| 7391 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 201 | | NULL |
| 7420 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 125 | | NULL |
| 7502 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 3524 | | NULL |
| 7504 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 7136 | | NULL |
| 7542 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 3694 | | NULL |
| 7562 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 2192 | | NULL |
| 7565 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 2437 | | NULL |
| 7577 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 279 | | NULL |
| 7583 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 196 | | NULL |
| 7688 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 4674 | | NULL |
| 7713 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 6175 | | NULL |
| 7739 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 2022 | | NULL |
| 7751 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 3858 | | NULL |
| 7754 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 2228 | | NULL |
| 7778 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 5812 | | NULL |
| 7852 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 5693 | | NULL |
| 7875 | tutorme_tutor | localhost | tutorme_tutorme | Sleep | 7275 | | NULL |
| 7888 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 363 | | NULL |
| 8033 | worldact_wallc | localhost | worldact_wallc | Sleep | 7018 | | NULL |
| 8048 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 416 | | NULL |
| 8114 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 3887 | | NULL |
| 8823 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 393 | | NULL |
| 11859 | xtreme_cafe | localhost | xtreme_db | Sleep | 3046 | | NULL |
| 12151 | xtreme_cafe | localhost | xtreme_db | Sleep | 2662 | | NULL |
| 12390 | tutorme_tutor | localhost | tutorme_tutorme | Sleep | 2337 | | NULL |
| 12651 | xtreme_cafe | localhost | xtreme_db | Sleep | 1998 | | NULL |
| 12963 | xtreme_cafe | localhost | xtreme_db | Sleep | 1656 | | NULL |
| 12967 | xtreme_cafe | localhost | xtreme_db | Sleep | 1647 | | NULL |
| 13187 | xtreme_cafe | localhost | xtreme_db | Sleep | 1355 | | NULL |
| 13446 | tutorme_tutor | localhost | tutorme_tutorme | Sleep | 1122 | | NULL |
| 13540 | tutorme_tutor | localhost | tutorme_tutorme | Sleep | 1023 | | NULL |
| 13796 | tresuves_forjade | localhost | tresuves_forjadehefasto | Sleep | 775 | | NULL |
| 14089 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 363 | | NULL |
| 14103 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 348 | | NULL |
| 14156 | elpeane_elpea | localhost | elpeane_game | Sleep | 209 | | NULL |
Elpea
How do I solve it, or if it's not up to me, when will it be solved?
ojoy
What is slash dotted?
Kendric Moxon
XX
Elpea
It WOULD be my reponsability if I had access to anything, but I can't access anything, everything is blocked.
Kendric Moxon
XX
Elpea
Got it, thanks!
MartinB
congrats wink.gif
Slavik
There is always the way out of such situations. Just contact us and we'll try to solve your problem.

Best regards,
Slavik Koshelev
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